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Peni

plural of penis, to be used as a plural word
There are many Peni in the audience tonight
by jeffdujon August 11, 2018
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Russian Pencil Driver

Rissian Pencil Driver; When a man turns a woman and pressed her back to a wall while standing her on her head and climbs on a higher level to drop down and penatrate straight down; either anal or vaginal.
"It was so hot when I was fucking my girl, so I just climbed up on her dresser and dropped down to give her a Russian Pencil Driver, she screamed and almost broke her neck, luckily I've was practicing."
by Dekoy August 4, 2006
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Pencil Test

In animation, a pencil test is a movie made from the original rough pencil drawings. Pencil tests are made so that animators can see what their animation looks like in motion before the drawings get sent off to be inked and painted and eventually shown in the finished movie.

Animation students generally don't go past the pencil test stage while learning the trade.
John: "Mike, your pencil test came out all crappy and wiggly."

Mike: "At least I have time to re-work it before class."
by ahnimaytour October 20, 2009
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chode pencil

a short pencil, given out for free and resembing a chode.
I'll distribute chode pencils so that you can fill out your instructor evaluations.

Hand me a chode pencil so that I can fill out my scorecard on the front nine.
by Ryan Runge February 8, 2006
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mechanical pencil shit

When you can't clean your anus after pooping no matter how many times you wipe. Usually a mechanical pencil shit is one that takes a long time to come out, so one begins to wipe prematurely before the whole poop has completely dislodged itself from the butt hole.

One's shit keeps refilling like a mechanical pencil: no matter how many times that one wipes, he can't get it clean.
This mechanical pencil shit took two rolls of toilet paper to wipe and I still haven't stopped shitting.

Mentioned by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11
by pzeke August 14, 2011
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pencil friend

someone you know in a class that you'd feel comfortable enough to ask if you could borrow a pencil (paper, calculator, etc), but not enough to hang out with outside of class
person: "I met this really nice girl in my chem class last week, we sit together like every day!"

roommate: "Cool, you should invite her over sometime."

person: "No no..she's strictly a pencil friend."
by joanie30 November 15, 2011
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penibean

We still don't know to this day
1 WHAT A PENIBEAN MAN
2 THATS VERY MEAN MAN!!!
1 SORRY MAN
by EasymanEasy July 14, 2022
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