Onesto

It means honest. No, seriously, it does.

And usually, people who are named Onesto aren't honest.

Jennifer: That guy really is an Onesto! He's so honest to me."

Jocelyn: What did he say?

Jennifer: He said he's never gotten a blowjob.

Jocelyn: But.. but I gave him one last week.

by Jairsarus rex January 16, 2011

Ongus

An ongus is a very irritating person, who is obese and can't own up to the trouble they have caused, typically in a boarding school or work place. An Ongus will tell
On you for retaliating or giving them a right Beatin' but won't admit that they started they issue. An Ongus will have very poor personal hygiene and a poor diet.

Bro, Ongus snitched on me but won't own up to what he did, he also tried to frame me the other day!

Friend: did you see how much Ongus ate for lunch!?

by TheAyeAye111 January 15, 2017

Evil Ones

A trio of three LD Ezz and Joey who go through life normally, although their normal can be classed as insanity sometimes.

LD: "Ready to kill Tails Ezz?"
Ezz: "Hang on, just gettin my fluffle launcher"
Joey: "Get me outta here!"

by LD July 7, 2004

air force ones

Overpriced shoes made by childern in sweatshops in third world countries.
The popularity of the shoe has risen ever since a focus marketing group used product placement in a "song" by some St. Louis raptard who covers up a big herpes sore with an adhesive bandage.

Y'all wiggaz best sell mo' rocks so u can get yoself some air force ones.

by 50 cent crack dealer August 11, 2003

onesock

To receive oral sex from someone in a cinema

Hey man, last night I took this bitch out to see Wall-E and she totally gave me a onesock!

by Subtle Balls July 4, 2008

Catch my ones

A phrase used mostly by white kids that think their ghetto or tough but are realy just dumb hypebeasts who wanna fight you to be tough normally they would say catch my hands or run my fade but some will say catch my ones now the defamation is fist fighting so ones as in fists so the person who says that is basically saying catch my ones(fists) so if they say that beat that dumb fuckers ass nigga

(White poser)-hey catch my ones boy

(Normal ass kid)-no lol
(White poser)cmon catch my ones you little pussy

(Normal ass kid)-shit the fuck up bruh you sound stupid

(White poser)-~charges at normal ass kid
(Normal ass kid)-~beats white posers ass

by Fuck them posers666 December 14, 2018

Oneism

New belief system - Est: October 2008 - All religions referenced, also taking science into account as one - Tree of Life is the Creation - Historical proof listed at oneism.org - Love replaces worship - witnesses of The Tree of Life testimony as introduced by Wayne Herschel.

Oneism, A belief system based on 18 years research and new witnesses coming forward - october 2008

by Senenmut January 17, 2009