getting yards

getting so much sex, measured in lengths, that when considering the collective amount of inches being consumed (or delivered) that the result is easier to calculate in yards.

That guy is getting so much helmet, that he must be getting yards

by wazgilbert August 17, 2010

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Get the getting yardsmug.

yard ripper

A driver of epic proportions. His swing bears a graceful resemblance to that of Gary Sheffield and John Daly, which results in him smashing golf balls 400 yards off the tee box.

Dude 1: Hey did you see yard ripper tee off?
Dude 2: Yeah! He ripped that shit 375 outta the yard and over the left tree line, but hard faded it back into the fairway.

by Treatmaster September 29, 2021

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Get the yard rippermug.

yard sheppard

A subspecies of the common Shepard who uses a yardstick for his primary weapon in the war vs. the sheep

The yard sheppard was bullying me today.

by Deacon demolisher May 6, 2015

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Get the yard sheppardmug.

Slang term used to describe someone that lives in a camper in someone else's yard. These people can't even afford the trailer park. They generally don't have running water. They are a lower form of white trash and can be found in their counterparts yard.

He is total "yard trash" and can't even afford his own trailer.

by Keika1 August 26, 2016

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