When I man fires his load into a womans nostrils then the women instantly snorts the baby yogurt like cocain down into her throat then finishing with a firm gulp.
by bigredk5 October 18, 2008
Get the Oklahoma Nose Candy mug. When a man is getting head, the female snaps the man's penis in half, and while her mouth is full of blood, the man whispers something appalling in her ear, like "I have AIDS", thus making the blood squirt out her nose, almost like a dragon.
by TheBoiling June 16, 2008
Get the Oklahoma Snap Dragonmug. Whilst Square Dancing in Tulsa and making passionate butt sex with a Bison, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his Bisons mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.
by My Cat Pissed On My Books! February 20, 2017
Get the Oklahoma Tootsie Rollmug. throwing your head back when your mouth get to the base of the penis while giving a blowjob as if you had a nose bleed.
by wiggywiggyyo November 25, 2019
Get the oklahoma nose bleedmug. A guy bends a girl over with her ass pointed skyward. Then, bent over girl butt funnels some type of cooking oil. Guy begins to vigorously butt fuck her before abruptly pulling out. The end result is similar to when Jedd Clampitt struck oil.
“That girl I picked up at the bar last night was so dirty she wanted an Oklahoma Oil Spill. When I pulled out it looked like I’d hit a gusher! “
by Boatstein September 30, 2021
Get the Oklahoma Oil Spillmug. by Spin cycle master August 23, 2022
Get the Oklahoma spin cyclemug. When riding your bike in the high heatpoints of Oklahoma and the hot winds are blowing in your face.
by Sweaty Nutsack Person June 13, 2022
Get the Oklahoma Hair Dryermug.