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Old manisms

As one gets older, small things start slowly popping up. Such as the transition from board shorts to elastic waist shorts. Or jeans to sweat pants etc. Typically old manisms start in the early 40s.
Man, my old manisms have started. I fell asleep to a western this afternnon.
by Ivan barrister December 27, 2020
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old mandrew

An elderly friend who claims everybody hates the world while simultaneously hating the world more then everyone else. Often gangly in appearance, they often rock haircuts from their childhood claiming they are still relevant. During mating season one will notice the little hair they have left (not balding... just thinning) stand up, signaling to near by females that he is permed and ready for coutis.
Jordan "Gills being such a dough bag downer tonight! "
Tyson "what, you mean old mandrew over there?"
by trexcellenta April 3, 2017
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old mannin' it up

v. 1. To drive or ride in a vehicle with the windows down and the heat all the way up, regardless of the outside temperature. 2. To turn the heat on in a vehicle with its windows down, rather than roll up the windows.
We were old mannin' it up on the highway last night. It was like my face was in Alaska and my legs were in Arizona.
by Fick Dich November 26, 2006
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old mans speedball

drinking coffee and smoking marijuana at the same time. like a speedball, the caffeine to get you up and weed to get you low
i’ll do whatever i need to do after the old mans speedball.
by isoldtheworld March 18, 2020
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old mans cock

Susan says "after a round of nut tinglinling golf, I could really go for a large helping of old mans cock"
by ROO30 August 13, 2006
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Old Man56

Old man56 holds the Ohio world record for fattest hog in the state. He sits in his chair, hours on end live-streaming while scamming the government and his viewers. He goes by Poppa Grizz56 on Youtube
Old man56’s wife, old girl looks like the crypt keeper
by Poppagrizzdatabase January 18, 2020
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old mans swimsuit

a condom or johnny...your old man penis and his rubber swimsuit is the condom
"oooh better get my old mans swimsuit on"

"oh no i havent got a swimsuit for my old man"
by Mattyismint June 10, 2005
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