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Norwegianians

Someone from the country of Norwegia. Typically well known as total ass holes, the average norwegianian has an I.Q of 42. They would be violent drunks but they're not cool enough to drink, so they just get high of fish testicles. Cod fish raping is a favorite sport for the Norwegianians, as is molestering childeren.
God damn Swedes having a Goat-Way with the Norwegianians.

Norwegianians suck.
by iamalex April 27, 2009
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norwegian spiral

An image or video which is so out-there that many, if not most, assume that it is fake, i.e. photoshopped.

Named for the spiral anomaly that appeared in the morning sky December 9, 2009 in northern Norway that lead to a myriad of claims that it was fake. It turned out to be a failed rocket launch.
OMG look at this picture of a brave woman flying on a rocket chair, oh it's gotta be photoshopped.

Nah, man, That's real for sure, I took that picture myself, it's just a norwegian spiral, dude.
by Sir Mildred Pierce December 21, 2009
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Norwegian Corkscrew

n. a drink made to wake up or energize a person after having little/no sleep/energy. Consists of a large energy drink and a shot of 5 hour energy. drink with caution, may cause rapid heart beat, sweating, and the bubble guts.
Dude, wake the f*** up, I've been driving for 8 solid hours, drink this norwegian corkscrew and get your a** behind the wheel.
by theycallmetoro September 29, 2011
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norwegian blow torch

The act of blowing into Someone's anus with a straw.
Dude I just Norwegian blow torched Ashley last night!

Dude that's gross.
by James1463 June 11, 2016
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Norwegian send nudes day

5. August every year a girl must send nudes to whoever asks for it
Boy: send nudes girl: sure(sends nude pick) because its Norwegian send nudes day
by Norwegian traditions August 5, 2019
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Norwegian ferriswheel

When a man and woman are engaging in oral sex via 69 and the man blows his nose in the woman’s anus.
I had a cold and it started to drip. I had no other option than to give her a Norwegian Ferriswheel
by PalatableAlbatross February 5, 2020
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Norwegian

A greedy person from North-West Europe, a person who is always anger though he/she has everything in his life, a country were if you aint blonde and not speaking Norwegian language seen as invading allien. A place were you are judged directly by your Origin, but not character.
Oil is only Industry that brings huge cash flow,everyone worries the hydrogen discovery could led to severe economy decline.
loool norwegians thing u came to steal or drink their Oil.
a place were u can get new girlfriend every other weekend.
A place were dog is spended 10$ a day comaparing to Ethiopian worker who earns under 1$ or nothing until starv to death.
Norwegians have no sence of humour, though gracious, the day god created humour and funn they wasnt their.
a place were everyone is alone and depressed due to selfish though gracious.
by Erickson1290 June 1, 2006
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