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run of shame

the "run of shame" comes from the walk of shame but means something quite diffrent.

the run of shame is where the shame is so apparrent the solition entails running. this can happen in a number of diffrent ways. foot ball is a good example
You are innocently walking through the park and a nearby game a football is in motion and the ball flies in your general direction. You have a choice.
a. ignore the ball
b. kick the ball back trying to look as talented as possible

c. try and stop the ball and carefully pass it back trying not to look to silly.
You choose option b, you attempt to smash the ball as hard as one can to reach the football game eagerly awaiting the return of there ball. you fail you miss hit the ball spectacularly falling over and the ball goes even future away from the football game, you possibly break or deflate the ball in the process, lose the ball, or simply look bad at football in front of lots of people. The shame caused by this is over whelming the only thing appropriate is to run hard after the miss hit ball and pray you don’t make the same mistake again. “The run of shame”
Example 2. You run, you shoot at goal, you miss and it goes miles past the keeper, without stopping you continue to retrieve the epic fail of a shot, hopefully getting the ball back will redeem the fail. This is the "run of shame"
Example 3 you kick the ball over an impassable obstacle (fence, lake, country border), before anyone can get cross with you for ruing the game you commence the “run of shame” knowing full well there is no getting the ball back.
by funnyhippo March 7, 2011
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Lyft of Shame

A millennial’s “Walk of Shame”; the awkward Lyft ride to one’s place of residence after an unanticipated escapade of sorts (usually sexual). Almost always experienced in clothing from the previous night.
“I totally had to take a Lyft of Shame this morning, I swear I didn’t mean to stay at his place!”
by lillatke July 18, 2019
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Shame Month

Shame is the opposite of pride: it's about being ashamed of who you are. July is the international shame month. it comes right after pride month.
god i love shame month! i hate how prideful trans people are!
by gaybicth June 10, 2022
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Oyster-shame

When you exert shame on a friend, loved-one, or colleague for consuming too many oysters.

typically an act performed by an out-of-date misogynic male with no respect for a woman's love of shellfish.
A: Julia, how many oysters did you eat?
B: Don't oyster-shame her, let her do what she wants.
by daveyutah June 6, 2018
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shame-dump

the first dump after just undergoing a loss, getting caught, getting fired, or anything else shameful. This can be used for thinking through the situation or re-thinking about what happened while taking a dump
Good game out there tonight, you gave it your all, go take your shame-dump and your shower and forget all about this, you guys suck who am I kidding?
by calishamedump December 25, 2010
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shame macgay

Type of guy who's homosexual but denies and tries to hide it despite getting caught hitting on only guys.
Friend 1: Hey have you seen Shaine?
Friend 2: yup he at bar but seen him hitting on some dude
Friend 1: Wow he is a Shame Macgay now?
by Deebaws January 29, 2016
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shame spiral

The feeling you get afterer a long night or weekend of binge drinking or partying. Usually as a result of getting nothing accomplished the following day. Sinking into an abyss of regret.
Instead of writing my paper for class on Sunday, I stayed in bed and rode out the Shame Spiral I found myself in.
by daknob March 20, 2014
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