Oklahoma Nose Candy

When I man fires his load into a womans nostrils then the women instantly snorts the baby yogurt like cocain down into her throat then finishing with a firm gulp.

Wow, that Oklahoma Nose Candy is the shit.

by bigredk5 October 18, 2008

Oklahoma Snap Dragon

When a man is getting head, the female snaps the man's penis in half, and while her mouth is full of blood, the man whispers something appalling in her ear, like "I have AIDS", thus making the blood squirt out her nose, almost like a dragon.

Last night I was giving me head when she gave me an Oklahoma Snap Dragon.

by TheBoiling June 16, 2008

Oklahoma spin cycle

During intercourse, you balance your partner on your penis and spin them like a helicopter.

“Dude… chicks love the Oklahoma spin cycle.”

by Spin cycle master August 23, 2022

Oklahoma Oil Spill

A guy bends a girl over with her ass pointed skyward. Then, bent over girl butt funnels some type of cooking oil. Guy begins to vigorously butt fuck her before abruptly pulling out. The end result is similar to when Jedd Clampitt struck oil.

“That girl I picked up at the bar last night was so dirty she wanted an Oklahoma Oil Spill. When I pulled out it looked like I’d hit a gusher! “

by Boatstein September 30, 2021

Oklahoma Tootsie Roll

Whilst Square Dancing in Tulsa and making passionate butt sex with a Bison, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his Bisons mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.

Dude, I gave this Bison a Oklahoma Tootsie Roll last night, it was deeply indifferent.

by My Cat Pissed On My Books! February 20, 2017

Oklahoma Oil Field

When a girl takes a bunch of laxatives and proceeds to initiate anal sex with her man,she makes him stick it in her when she is at the cusp of shitting herself the man then fucks the shit filled butthole till he's ready to pull out resulting in a glorious and majestic pressurized fountain volley of diarrhea erupting like old faithful as the Beverly hillbillies theme plays in the background

Dude,Susie took a bunch of x lax last night and had me put it in her ass,bedroom looked like an Oklahoma oil Field when I pulled out

by J-Rad Wisnizzle May 21, 2023

Oklahoma Fourth of July

The act of eating a girl out with pop-its in your mouth then attaching a firework to your dick and fucking her until it explodes. When you are finished, attach her carcass to a giant firework and send her exploding into the sky.

Friend: Why isn't Miranda at school today?
Me: Oh I gave her an Oklahoma Fourth of July last night.
Friend: Oh okay bro.

by cumblastershotrocket June 2, 2016