fluce jacket

a jacket/sweater that attracts and pulls in the female species.
Guy1: "look at stephen sporting that nasty fluce jacket "

Guy2: "Yeah i know he must pull major ass"
by Mr. Fluce December 19, 2012
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bum jacket

The build up of gas in ones underwear from constant flatulence, covering the bum region, and often providing warmth and comfort.
I have a thick bum jacket after the curry last night.
by Nellenick January 15, 2011
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Naff Jacket

Stands for Nazism-and-Fun-Frolics. It is a wigga-nazi jacket. A naff is also a name for a twat that thinks hes in the 90's, with his spliffy jeans.
Look at the dick ed with his naff jacket on and his spliffy jeans what a cunt! oh its Alex Jackson!!
by rob18216 October 20, 2007
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putting on the jacket

A phrase of Ned Kelly origin, that refers to police officers. The police of the times were characterised by thier jackets, which are notably absent from the uniform of today. Kelly was notoriously a hater of the police. Putting on the jacket refers to enroling at a police station.
By putting on the jacket, one signs themselves up for hatred from the criminals of the world.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004
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jacket faggot

1. a post-pubescent guy who looks prepubescent, whom wears an obscure or expensive jacket with the collar popped. A true jacket faggot refuses to pay attention to anything or anyone around him, because he knows if people think he is paying attention, they might not look at him.

2. a young male with no personality or fashion sense who invested in a nifty jacket.
I wish this place served beer then I wouldn't have to look at all of these jacket faggots.
by Old Mr. Jenkins January 23, 2010
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dusty jacket

when you accidentally drop a condom on the floor and it gets all dirty.... but you use it anyway

"i dropped the condom as i opened it and i didnt have an extra, so i just gave her the dusty jacket"
"i dropped the condom while opening it, and i didnt have an extra, so i just gave her the dusty jacket"
by the dusty jacket guy March 02, 2015
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Neo Jacket

An awesome looking trench coat that gives you the ability to dodge bullets and see the matrix.
Nick: Dude! What is that?
Zach: It's my awesome neo jacket! Quick lets test it. SHOOT ME!
by niza jallen gressette October 17, 2009
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