nippens

Mittens for your nipples.

It was so cold out that if Janie forgot to wear her nippens her nipples would have been able to cut glass.

by Free the Nippens January 10, 2009

nipple-bi

A bi-sexual woman that only allows bisexual contact on her upper body or exclusively on the breasts.

Erin still would like to have a relationship with Jessica even though she is only nipple-bi.

by Todd Anthony L. March 16, 2009

Nipple-ectomy

This is when you catch your nipple ring on something and tear your nipple off and your ring out.

OMG! I caught my nipple ring on the shower door this morning and almost had a nipple-ectomy. I hurt like a mother bear!!

by Boobralicious June 3, 2009

nipple shower

A shower in which the faucet is placed low on the wall as such that when any person taller than 5’ 10” attempts to wash themselves, the stream of water will contact their body at a point no taller than their nipples. To wash one’s face/head it is necessary to squat in the shower which is of course awkward and uncomfortable.

Bob-"Dude this hotel sucks! I can't fit in that shower."
Andy-"Well if you weren't so freaking tall you wouldn't have a problem."
Bob- "I'm sick of staying in places with these Nipple Showers."

by Mc B July 5, 2010

nipple tugs

A rare feature on shirt pockets that replace the usual button with an adjustable drawstring loop.

"Check out that guy's shirt, it's got nipple tugs sticking out of the front. Guess he likes being dragged around a lot"

by Kurash April 25, 2010

Nippleatick

When your talking too a friend and say Nippleatick. in which you grab one of your man boobs and smack someone on the head. preferably taking your boob out!

You: "Hey John!" John: "Hi" You: "Nippleatick!!!!!"
John: "what the fuck!?!?"

by The United States Of America November 5, 2010

nipple swag

Some one with incredibly handsome looking nipples generally a male.

(Nipples do not ever contain hair)

Girl 1; hey look at that guy's chest. He has the best nipple swag I have seen in my life.

by Zonalprawn April 17, 2014