by anonymous December 17, 2020
Get the nightmare dollars mug.The moment right after you open your eyes in the morning. It continues until you fall back asleep at the end of the day.
Iam "This is a constant waking nightmare..."
Hym "It can't possibly be that bad."
Iam "It really is... Seriously, what's the point of making constant reference to everything I say and do? Huh? It's salutary sometimes (which is nice but rare) but but it is very much not other's. I mean, look at pizza store guy, quotes me directly and then says "I'm going to call you Big Kirk (he says this to a black guy btw)" and the a guy lean over the counter and points the phone in my direction. Then, I get home I get home and who's that in my Facebook timeline? A dude who calls himself "Big Kirk". How is that a coincidence?"
Hym "You're probably just crazy. Go jump off a bridge."
Iam "I'm serious! Not a single one of the people referencing me would be ok with this happening to them. Not a single goddamn one. Perfectly happy to participate though aren't they?"
Hym "Only one solution...."
Iam "If only that were true. This can't be a constant thing for us. For the rest of our life? What's the point? They spend such a short amount of time doing it and don't even consider that I deal with that shit 20 times a day."
Hym "It can't possibly be that bad."
Iam "It really is... Seriously, what's the point of making constant reference to everything I say and do? Huh? It's salutary sometimes (which is nice but rare) but but it is very much not other's. I mean, look at pizza store guy, quotes me directly and then says "I'm going to call you Big Kirk (he says this to a black guy btw)" and the a guy lean over the counter and points the phone in my direction. Then, I get home I get home and who's that in my Facebook timeline? A dude who calls himself "Big Kirk". How is that a coincidence?"
Hym "You're probably just crazy. Go jump off a bridge."
Iam "I'm serious! Not a single one of the people referencing me would be ok with this happening to them. Not a single goddamn one. Perfectly happy to participate though aren't they?"
Hym "Only one solution...."
Iam "If only that were true. This can't be a constant thing for us. For the rest of our life? What's the point? They spend such a short amount of time doing it and don't even consider that I deal with that shit 20 times a day."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
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Get the backdoor nightmare mug.1) A grouping of douchebags, whether it be inside a bar or someone's friends.
2) A venue known for its douchebag patronage.
2) A venue known for its douchebag patronage.
1) She invited me to go out with her douchebag friends, but I decided it sounded like a Massengill nightmare and declined the offer.
2) The Ed Hardy convention was a Massengill nightmare.
2) The Ed Hardy convention was a Massengill nightmare.
by Hoochadog May 21, 2011
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Get the muddy nightmare mug.A worst case situation for a plumber, on a job with no tea, coffee or biscuits supplied by an unthinking householder.
Fuck these people, no tea all day it's a plumber's nightmare, I will go and piss in their water tank.
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