Nickelback

See overrated, fraud, untalented. A fake ass excuse for a so called "Post Grunge" band. But in reality they're not grunge. They're a subgenre of rock known as "Nu-Metal". Usually Loved by pre-teens, they are easily called the "greatest rock band ever", but anyone with a brain and passion for music will know that it's crap. If anyone has actually gone through every song that Nickelback has produced, you'd notice that most of the song melodies in Nickelback's songs sound exactly identical to one another. This PROVES that Nickelback obviously have no talent. And are frauds.

Nickelback are one of the worst bands to ever exist.

Nickelback by a real music enthusiast June 12, 2006

Nickelback

A terrible band from Alberta, Canada, who did a good job in revolutionizing the already-crappy music scene that exists in this world today. Nickelback invented a new level of SHIT.

Chad Kroeger: Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh.

DE: Look at this crappy band, I want to fling shit at them.

DS: Oh yeah! Nickelback bites the big one!

DE: Pwned!

Nickelback by destructo ermine February 20, 2006

Nickelback

A band whose music is the auditory form of swallowing Satan's semen. Calling this band's music bland and completely mindless would be a compliment. They are consumer artists who lack creativity, but appeal to a shallow vapid audience with lyrics that make them sound "tough" and "racy". Just another neutered capitalist scumbag band. They are the antithesis of alternative music because nothing is alternative about them; they are mainstream garbage and should have choked on their umbilical cords

"Hey, man, give me one reason why most pop music sucks!"

"Nickelback"

Nickelback by David Lynch Blue Velvet January 19, 2008

Nickelback

v. In music, to play a single chord repeatedly in a Staccato fashion.

"Let's Nickelback our way back into the Chorus"

"CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK"

Nickelback by icey_cuber August 15, 2008

double nickel 

The amount of points Michael Jordan dropped on the Knicks the year he came back!

MJ just came back and dropped a double nickel of those sad Knicks!

double nickel by crooks October 29, 2005

Nickelodeon

Good things never last. So true about Nickelodeon. This channel used to have all the badass shows like Rocko's modern life, Hey arnold and Invader Zim. Takes me back to think of these shows. With spongebob, Nickelodeon went downhill. The channel cancelled all the good shows and brought in new gay stuff. Lets take a look at the new Nickelodeon:

Icarly- the main character and her friends do whatever they want, not a good example for kids.

The penguins of madagascar- a spin off cartoon, wow

Fanboy and Chumchum- worse and stupider than icary

Back at the barnyard- another crappy spin off.

The mighty B!- five bucks you don't remember this one

True Jackson VP- common Nickelodeon, really

Victorious- just horrible teen drama

Big Time Rush- WTF!!!!!!!!!!! really

So shows like invader Zim, Rocko's modern life, The ren and stimpy show, or angry beavers are not worthy for nick, just teenage 'drama' and stupid new cartoons. Maybe like Darth Vader, there is still good in nickelodeon, who knows?

smart kid: Nickelodeon used to have good shows that had a few innuendos for teens, but they were still funny. Now all they have is icarly, big time rush and stupid cartoons like fanboy and chum chum

10 year old girl: Whatever, leik icarly is so awsome, OMG, the boys from big time rush are so hawt. liek victorious is so good. OMG liek icalry is on.

smart kid: fuck Ic..... (head blows up after watching icarly for 5 seconds)

Nickelodeon by mr. mercury June 29, 2010

Nickelback

The source of ALL evil.

"Dude, my girlfriend broke up with me..."
"Meh.. Nickelback's fault, dont take it personally!"

Nickelback by IHATENICKELBACK January 16, 2010