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Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.

I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise
by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019
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nesting

to drop short curleys in another's drink and its not known till its drunk.
Did you hear that bitch gag from my nesting?
by yoyo bro June 11, 2006
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neotix

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Natti Bows

Violence which comes as a result of the consumption of large amounts of cheap beer, such as Natural Bohemian (or Natty Bo). Variants on both the subject (someone from the city of Cincinnati, someone with a last name ending in the natti phoeneme) and predicate (Natti Bows can escalate to Natty Blows or, if the alcohol has rendered the aggressor more incoherent than dangerous, Batti Nows).
After getting his ass handed to him in Super Smash Brothers, Josh threw them Natti Bows, sending his dapper adversary to the emergency room.
by Junior Counselor July 20, 2006
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Netie Pot

ejaculating inside one nostril and out the other
last night I came in that bitch's left nostril and it shot right out the other, I gave her a Netie Pot.
by Nervous Merv April 21, 2011
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netting

1. The laziest most good-for-nothing individual to ever walk God's green Earth.
by Anonymous July 15, 2003
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netting'd

1) to miss work frequently, making your peers workload greater
a) Man, like five people netting'd today and I have to do 17 TPS reports
by fuckstick September 25, 2003
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