Jessica caught me w some ness spit last night and our relationship was ruined and I have yet to get a apology from her
by Pootiesous January 14, 2018

Similar meaning to "happiness" but it sounds awkward and for some reason reminds me of Glenn from Superstore
by Sjsjakshsh August 27, 2023

The state of being of acting like, looking like, and talking like Luigi from the Super Mario Bros. series of games.
by TotallyNOTAntonioGooey November 29, 2020

I'm sorry my son forgot to text you until late last night. We reminded him, but you know, typical teen-ness."
by LaneEndsHere January 11, 2022

The complete abscence of any fun or the action of having fun. Can apply to students suffering from abnormal amounts of tests and homework.
by :)+:)=:D October 15, 2010

Bat·man-ness/ (ˈbætˌmæn-nǝs) /
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.
n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.
n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
As young Keyron exited the store he announced with a swell of pride and his best gravelly voice "I am Batman!!!!" His proclamation inadvertently garnered the attention of his matriarchal parental unit who proceeded to stifle his Batman-ness by responding "If you don't stop yelling in these people parking lot, I am going to BAT THE PISS OUTCHOO..."
by Dragoncat14 June 10, 2020
