naked lap

A naked lap happens in a drinking game/bar sport when one person achieves the winning score while the other person fails to make some minimum number of points.

In ten-cup beer pong for example, if seven cups remain on the table at the end of the game, the team with seven cups left has to run a naked lap.

In pool, a 7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule) is usually grounds for a naked lap.

Many rules have been established for other common sports such as darts, foosball etc., but the threshold for naked lapping tends to vary from venue to venue.

Bro, I naked lapped Marcus in pool yesterday.

When are you running your naked lap, Todd?

by aymoney February 7, 2018

Naked Shag Rug

A rug, preferably from the 1970s, which is shaggy and used primarily for shagging shaggy women.

Paul: "Oh man, this playroom is so well furnished."
Francisco: "Oh, I know. Mostly because of the naked shag rug."

by flippedegg July 25, 2019

Naked swirly

When you're stripped naked and you're head is dunked down the toilet

Man these jocks stripped me butt naked and gave me a naked swirly in school and brought me to the toilet and dunked my head in the loo it was so embarrassing

by Wedgie boy124 October 29, 2019

Nadeeja

Someone who is altruistic and smart. Could be seriously dumb at times but usually an incredible sweetheart. Comes from south asian descent. Nadeejas carry a sense of humor and manage to make everyone's day. Has the most dazzling eyes in the class and the purest skin. One of the popular kids but not everyone knows him.

"That new kid Nadeeja is such a legend"
"yeah he's really nice"

by Coryglannzooo August 24, 2020

Naeer

Big Black Sexy Man with a fat cock

Oh look its Naeer, who has a fat cock

by Nibba3218 June 30, 2021

naée

An incredible person. Every Naée is always very kind and genuine and will do anything to make you happier or feel better. She is also funny but can also be very discreet. If you meet a Naée I guarantee you will love her. Have a Naée in your lives.

I just met this girl in my class and she is so nice and fun! A real Naée !

by the wonderful house elf November 22, 2021

Naked Pipe

A pipe that does not have a closing.

Naked pipes are one of the things in a hot garbage level.

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022