Ned Mortensen

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.

Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen)

by jom jom August 17, 2020

nosy ned

A man who is nosy

Jack is being a nosy ned

by Milley1 December 12, 2022

Pulling a Ned

When you assume you've been invited to an event despite not actually being on the guest list.

"Dude, why did Tom come to your birthday party on Saturday?"
"I dunno man, I didn't invite him. He was totally Pulling a Ned."

by LionsandGophers October 04, 2011

Ned puff

my 10th wife

ned puff make me a sandwich

by May 07, 2023

Ned puff

my 10th wife she is very awesome

and very pretty

ned puff make me a sandwich

by May 07, 2023

red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.

"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"

by Zatty October 25, 2014

Ned Sheeran

A person who has ginger hair and pale skin like Ed Sheeran but they aren't.
Not+Ed Sheeran= Ned Sheeran

"Look that's Ned Sheeran"

by nomnom98236946847398489398929 February 28, 2022