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naughty-gift scavenger

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.
As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.
by QuacksO February 16, 2019
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Naughty peasants

A group of friends that are bad behaved in their fathers eyes, but really they just love jesus and want to serve him. But they are so awesome and usually come in groups of four. Some of them may be gay or look gay but that what makes them so cool. They all have so much love for each other and even if they stop talking for a while you know they’ll always be best friends
Girl 1: those girls are such naughty peasants!
Girl 2: i know right, they’re so cool.

Girl 1: *hmph, I want to be a naughty peasant
Girl 2: *sigh* I wish
by Edieeee November 3, 2019
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Naughty becky

The typical English white girl covered in make up 3 inches deep , like your penis she jsut put in you , STOP IT BECKY DONT BE NAUGHTY
WATCH OUT naughty becky is ABOUT !! She’ll grab it and slap it , 🍆
by Cockmonster November 5, 2019
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Naughty Nutting

When you get with someone for many months or years without anyone knowing.
John: Nathan I cant believe you got with Fran for so long without telling me.
Nathan: Yes I’ve truly japed you.

John: wow you’ve been naughty nutting me for so long!
by Pin head no.1 February 25, 2020
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Naughty amber

Naughty amber is the type of girl who wants to takes things slow don’t underestimate her though once she gets to know you she’ll be ready to show you all the tricks up her sleeve
Last night naughty amber was so naughty I couldn’t believe it was her”
by Oh hi there April 17, 2020
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naughty kristin

Naughty Kristin. When shes on her period, a naughty Kristin prefers titty fuckin.
by bigboy79 April 30, 2020
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naughty jordy

When one takes a shit on another’s chest and finger paints a drawing on said chest
“Man I pulled a naughty Jordy last night it was stank”
This chick asked me to pull a naughty jordy so I got the fuck out of there”
by DragonMYballzDave November 12, 2020
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