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screaming crying killing myself

a figurative phase used when one hates a certain situation
by genius trinny April 20, 2022
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honk if you think i should kill myself

A rare bumper sticker that sarcastically puts the life of the driver in other drivers' hands. Also keeps nice people from honking while encouraging the honking of assholes. As Seen on Tosh.0
Honk at the guy, he has a Honk If you think I should kill myself sticker and he just cut you off.
by juicemonkey December 2, 2014
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when I want my prick yanked I'll do it myself

Return-Retort-Phrase letting the the party who has just spoken know that thier statemnt is not belived.
13YearOldKidWhoDefinedGod: You see, the bible is full of contradictions, and...


Pope John-Paul II: Listen kiddie, when I want my pricked yanked I'll do it myself, mmmmk? K thanks.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
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I don't label myself

a common phrase used by people who believe they are not posers, when truly they are.
John(September): Yo man 50 cent is the shiznit. Ima go to footlocker and buy me sums 1s.

Me: Alright

John(October):Hey dude check out this skateboard, ima go buy some emericas from zumiez and some tight (overpriced) pants!!

Me: Oh what now, you're a skater all of a sudden

John: I don't label myself.....
by RodrigoE October 14, 2008
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I owned myself

What one says after intentionally bashing his\her self. See Parasyte.
Person 1: OMFFG! Did you see what Parasyte wrote about himself?!
Person 2: OMFFFFG!!! SO FUNNY!
by Parasyte January 28, 2003
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