mosexual

Shorthand slang for "homosexual"; generally used in a humorous tone, by other gay men.

Do you see that guy's jeans!? Oh my god, he is a raging mosexual!

by joesmith40 September 16, 2006

A night at the Museum

A sexual act involving a person with a bus pass. Fucking a Cougar or a Panther.

"It's Grab-a-granny Friday at all branches of Wetherspoons. Come on down and enjoy a night at the museum!"

A:"Where's Bobby tonight?"

B:"He's having a night at the museum with that 60 year old he pulled last week."

by Gasse September 8, 2009

mysexual

someone who pretends to be homosexual on myspace for the sake of getting some play. usually a guy trying to get girls

in a comment someone might say, come on over my house girl cause im way gay and i just love that man stick.

then she would reply, im not falling for that shi* your a g*d damn mysexual fk off

by evan L January 9, 2008

Dirty Muse

Is the act of slitting a girls throat and fucking the hole. Popularized by Erick 'The Otter' Muse.

The bitch was giving me lip so I gave her the dirty muse.

by N-Murda August 18, 2010

V&A Museum

Personal achive of hard core pornography.

My father-in-law offered to mow the lawn, and before I could stop him, he'd found the V&A Museum in the garden shed.

by George Vespe May 7, 2008

musei

a piece of shit

Look at that musei

by bOobOo October 19, 2003

musetti

To have a small penis, and flash it about infront of members of the opposite sex

I Hope i dont get to drunk and pull Musetti to those french girls

by Unkown Source March 10, 2003