munter

A person whose facial features are so foul that you have been scarred for life by the extremity of their face. Or some one who is completely retarded in the extreme.

A jehovah walks onto my lawn. I would reply gtfo my lawn you fucking munter. he would probably reply: There is no need for these words. To which my response would be: Fuck off you stupid fucking cunt. I dont like you being on my lawn GTFO it and die in a car accident because no one likes you you larry.

by sam morrissey April 2, 2008

munter

Proper ugly bint, too ugly to even do the normal way. Uk slang.

Dave was a munter-shunter, his bird was so ugly he had to do her prison-style.

by duffy December 27, 2003

Tracey Martel

Trixie Martel, in her makeup tutorial, calls herself by this name simply because she has little brain cells left due to the massive amount of drug and alcohol consumption.

Tracey Martel is into the hooch again.

by thewakeupcrew May 8, 2019

martello

a chronic masturbator in the Siberian Tundra

"Look there's a Martello, off in the distance."

"Ewwwwww"

by poopsicle buthole December 18, 2013

la muerte roja

"The "Red Death" had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avator and its seal — the redness and the horror of blood. There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains upon the body and especially upon the face of the victim, were the pest ban which shut him out from the aid and from the sympathy of his fellow-men. And the whole seizure, progress and termination of the disease, were the incidents of half an hour." -Edgar Allen Poe

Bob1: "The "Red Death" (La Muerte Roja) had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avator and its seal — the redness and the horror of blood. There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains upon the body and especially upon the face of the victim, were the pest ban which shut him out from the aid and from the sympathy of his fellow-men. And the whole seizure, progress and termination of the disease, were the incidents of half an hour..."

Bob2: *Sn0rK*?

by Victorinox July 15, 2010

munter

Retard, thick, spaz, idiot, etc

yeah well you would say that ya munter.

by Loopydoo March 25, 2005

mint-munter

Male equivalent of mint-munt

That mint-munter tried it on with me even though he is married

by Katejabba December 11, 2005