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Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.
Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.
by QuacksO November 16, 2020
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Mossed

When you absolutely own someone in a game, usually with a one-tap
*gets headshot* Fuckin mossed 'em bois.
by The epic dude July 11, 2018
mugGet the Mossedmug.

moss-shadow

A person on youtube (mooseshower on youtube) who is a 22 year old furry on a children's coding site. he got really mad when the mods finally deleted his account. he also sent death threats to a 12 year old.
person 1: who's moss-shadow?
person 2: a adult who stalks kids' accounts on scratch
by ieatcansofolives May 3, 2025
mugGet the moss-shadowmug.

mossing

to grow a beard to look more tough than you are because you are a stupid meek
look at him

he must be mossing
by Memer_69 November 12, 2019
mugGet the mossingmug.

moss

that person is a total moss
by simpcorner November 27, 2021
mugGet the mossmug.

rock moss

guy: rock moss is gay
me: yeah i know
by XanderTheStank June 21, 2020
mugGet the rock mossmug.

moss baby

A fetus that grows from semen on the ground of a mossy section of a parking lot or other drivable surfaces.
We went to the Arby’s parking lot and made a moss baby in the corner of the parking lot.
by NevDIEMON February 25, 2024
mugGet the moss babymug.

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