Moses

A ugly slut who has a bad hairline and is desperate for anything. Is really bad at jokes and can’t control his self. Is not good at any sport . Does not really have a life. Is a loner. Doesn’t know what to say to a girl if he likes them and needs help. Is a fucking pervert. Is a bitch. Likes to get into drama. Is very awkward and creepy.

Ewwwww I’m glad I ain’t a Moses.

I’m glad I’m not Moses cause I can make the team.

by Julia_that flow May 3, 2018

Moses

A fucking handsome beast a short mother fucker who is usually arab, dont get me started hes awesome. good in bed.
He is a guy you want to be friends, they usually are pretty skinny and strong or not they play soccer and or basketball.
Moses has a personailty.
Be friends with a moses

Emma: did you see that guy
Me: Yeah thats moses pulls girls and boys in a minute

by milkysss May 17, 2023

Gil Moses

Gil Moses is cool. Everybody likes him. Be like Gil Moses. Like a Lavendel Flower.

Scherbel: Hey Gil Moses, wollen wir mal wieder was machen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss zum Anwalt danach zur Kirche danach zum Friseur danach bekommen wir besuch danach gehen wir in den Zirkus danach muss ich lernen und danach nochmal zum Anwalt.

Scherbel: Ah Schade, aber wollen wir morgen Fornite spielen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss wieder zum Anwalt danach bekommen wir besuch danach muss ich in den Zirkus.

by Scherbel B March 15, 2022

Jolly moses

The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.

Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"

R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)

Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"

by jesus037 November 13, 2009

Moses Daddy

When you first spread a girls legs before sex while she is on her period.

You are my moses daddy after spreading me in that horrific position

by Kickasskaleb July 6, 2017

Moses

Someone who gets people removed from their dreams

Moses aka mastermoziah did that girl dirty man she trusted him!

by chiefKeff September 16, 2021

Dirty Moses

1. The act of doing someone wrong with the full intent of screwing them over to an unfathomable degree.

2. Trolling someone with the end result being that they are left in a substantially worse position than before.

"did you hear that Josh took a dump in the foil liners of Matthew's stove top?"
"oh shit! That's dirty Moses"

by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022