Josh Monk

When a person has sex with a pathetic little man called Josh Monk. This is usually bad because Josh Monk's preferred type of sex is usually not consensual
I'm worried I might be Josh Monkied at any moment.
Im looking for a josh monk.
by An Elite August 25, 2023
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Dreaded Monk

Dreaded Monk dickhead
by Everliving22 June 16, 2023
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Monk Fishing

A newley invented sport created at a seafood shop, where one spots out that of which he/she would like to "bone" or "spoon" ... or in politer terms, if he/she would have to be on an island with one person to whom they are attracted. The code then spoken aloud, not screamed or shouted, is "MonkFish" thus signaling that the person has found that of whom they would rather "spoon". This game involves two or more people playing where each judges anothers choice thus deciding best one, those of whom do not declare "Monkfish" of times meet, is then disqualified. Limitations of to whom and other relating factors (such as age, sex, relationship with that person) is not applicable unless they are a member of the game, aka: you can only "Monkfish" that who is not involved in the game.
Chef: "Once you find the person you would spend alone with on the island scream out the code, 'Monkfish' "

Julian spots a rather foxy female.

Julian: "Monkfish!"

Chef: Yeah she's alright, but you see she looks a bit like a bimbo. She doesn't look like you could have a conversation with her.

Julian: "I was gonna talk...?"

- Monk Fishing
by [Verification Identity Spot] August 29, 2011
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jonny monk

A Jonny Monk is an unfortunate fellow of whom gets intimidated by his dominant and often aggressive girlfriend. It is not uncommon for the poor fellow to receive physical abuse from his female such as slapping and punching to the face.
Jonny monk: I’m sorry for forgetting your name please don’t hurt me
Female: *slaps him round the face hard* we’re done

Jonny monk: It’s all my fault, I love you!!

Female: Don’t touch me, I’m gonna shag my ex!!
Jonny monk: punches wall until his hand bleeds
by Isaac Gabriel Smith April 02, 2020
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King Monke

King of the Monke's, his power is thought to match Mario Judah's
We worship King Monke
by King Monke August 13, 2021
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Shaolin Monks

The Shaolin Monks followed him to his home to beat him up.
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Monk Stuff

General plural term for illicit and abused drugs; originated and mostly used in the Cedar Valley of Iowa, which is a state of the U.S. Derivative most probably from the term monk
Can you believe that innocent old man is on monk stuff?

Monk stuff was the only way he could stop his compulsive worshiping of his puddle wife.
by Bandita Chinchilla March 19, 2009
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