ass monger

Got's trademarked word where if you use it he will get pissed at you. Definition: one that loves ass.
Person A: You ass monger!
Got: HEY >:O
by Cortho3 March 23, 2003
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weather-monger

a person who deceives people by declaring that the weather will be foul.
Do not be a weather-monger. You are not a Nostradamus to predict that there will be a heavy downpour tonight.
by uttam maharjan August 11, 2010
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war monger

a lover of war. obsessed with everything about war and the history of war.
war mongers are people who love guns and weapons.
by eazy-x February 14, 2008
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Douch Monger

A person who is not only a total douch, but a complete tool who wears abercrombie and fitch polos tucked into their white shorts, slicks their hair back with hair gel, and wear visors like they were brought to the future from the late 90's
Man, that dudes such a douch monger, I just want to take his visor and punch him in the mouth
by JimmyNuetronBoyGenius September 20, 2009
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Fear mongering

Also know as Nicki, keeper of the fines
I hope nicki won't fine me, she's so fear mongering.
by Hot-ham July 18, 2021
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Male Nipple Monger

A person who is looked down upon, usually for a lack of skill or failure to meet up to a set of standards. Used as a very vulgar expression (usually directed towards males) to express to the insulted that their purpose in life is to worship the nipples of the one who is insulting.
Jed: oops, I built the takeoff wrong.

Jimbo: yeah you did! It threw everyone off, you male nipple monger!
by ThePrajektProductions January 16, 2010
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Pee Pee Monger

One who advocates the looking at the bulge in a man's pants. This is the polar opposite or the feminine version of Chi Chi Monger- One who advocates the looking at a woman's breast.
Mike was getting a haircut the other day and Marina, the pee pee monger that she is was, peaking up his shorts.
by chevolay July 17, 2008
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