langas mom

langas hot mom aka nanako hasegawa

ex: wow langas mom is really hot

by langasmomporn March 12, 2021

Nick's Mom

A person who can be considered a sexually active slut; usually even sluttier than a prostitute, hooker, etc. Can also be used to describe a plethora of STD's.

The ice cream man is like Nick's Mom; when they come into the neighborhood, everybody runs out with $1 bills in their hands.

by NotAbeLincoln May 16, 2014

your mom

My answer to everything.

Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?

by Violetownz January 18, 2008

ur mom

How to win any conversation. Ever.

Person one: What are you talking about? Humans breathe air!
Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom
(Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation)

by mikeharr163 January 25, 2017

Utah Mom

A Mother that wears Lululemon, wears makeup everywhere, has a Stanley water bottle, keep up with the trends, has her kids involved in multiple extracurricular activities, and most importantly is MILF material.

person 1: Woah! did you see jenny's Mom at Target?

person 2: Yeah, she is definitely a Utah Mom.

by juulisntcuul January 18, 2023

Mom selfie

a selfie that is taken at a very high angle (where the phone is right above your head) like a mom who can never get the correct angles.

Oh my god Amris doesn’t know how to take good selfies she only takes mom selfies.

by migzishomo June 1, 2018

Pot Mom

A "Pot Mom' is a college educated wife who smokes pot a few times a month and makes a nice living. The Pot Mom always gets along with her husband's exes and or multiple Baby Mama's. The Pot Mom also takes care of her husband's children from a previous relationship(s). A Pot Mom is widely coveted by some men, since the Pot Mom is generally selfless and caring. The Pot Mom's in-laws can't even figure out why she is in her situation, considering there are far better life options.

Wayne doesn't make much money, but he has a Pot Mom to take care of everything while he plays Xbox.

by Big Oregon October 21, 2012