by Straight_lord_gianky August 22, 2019
A person who can be considered a sexually active slut; usually even sluttier than a prostitute, hooker, etc. Can also be used to describe a plethora of STD's.
The ice cream man is like Nick's Mom; when they come into the neighborhood, everybody runs out with $1 bills in their hands.
by NotAbeLincoln April 04, 2014
My answer to everything.
Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?
by Violetownz January 18, 2008
Person one: What are you talking about? Humans breathe air!
Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom
(Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation)
Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom
(Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation)
by mikeharr163 January 25, 2017
A Mother that wears Lululemon, wears makeup everywhere, has a Stanley water bottle, keep up with the trends, has her kids involved in multiple extracurricular activities, and most importantly is MILF material.
by juulisntcuul January 18, 2023
a selfie that is taken at a very high angle (where the phone is right above your head) like a mom who can never get the correct angles.
by migzishomo May 02, 2018
A "Pot Mom' is a college educated wife who smokes pot a few times a month and makes a nice living. The Pot Mom always gets along with her husband's exes and or multiple Baby Mama's. The Pot Mom also takes care of her husband's children from a previous relationship(s). A Pot Mom is widely coveted by some men, since the Pot Mom is generally selfless and caring. The Pot Mom's in-laws can't even figure out why she is in her situation, considering there are far better life options.
by Big Oregon May 12, 2012