Mistletoeing

As mentioned in a line from his famous Christmas song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Mistletoeing refers to Andy William's favorite holiday tradition of getting two of the town's finest hookers to make out under his balls (the mistletoe) while he stood over them in a pantsless Santa Claus outfit.

There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When loved ones are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year, ooh ah

by ubergods December 20, 2010

Mistress

Spare pussy to have when your wife or girlfriend is either on the rag or just not in the mood to straddle the cock. Traditionally a popular stress reliever in France, which might explain why they rarely wage wars these days.

After my wife tried the old "I have a headache" tactic for avoiding sex, I hopped over to the other side of town where my mistress gladly spread her legs for me.

by urban pervert October 31, 2003

Mistress

The woman who is dominant to you and will gladly punish you at any time for any thing.
see bitch

You missed a spot on the window...
Bend over to be spanked!

by tiffany April 28, 2004

mistletoe

A parasitic shrub commenly used as a christmas decoration

"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!"

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

Mister Metokur

a gigachudbud that bully the Ralph (rage pig)and the destroyer of all *cough*cough*furrys AND ANHILATOR OF DEVIENTART FETTISHES

Mister Metokur is also called Jim,hes epic and roasts rage pigs and furrys

by Jimisepicandragepigbad October 3, 2022

mistle weenie

An uncircumcised penis. See also "hooded beggar".

Joe had the ugliest mistle weenie I ever saw.

by Greg Stamper May 11, 2008

mistress christmas

a random day a few days before or after christmas when you can get away from the wife and exchange presents with your girlfriend

this year mistress christmas was on the 22nd because the wife was out of town.

by billy smallz December 21, 2009