shit mixed

When you get hit so hard your shit does a circle in your ass

That guy that pissed Josh off got totally shit mixed

by Jack52297 August 15, 2018

Mixed Bag

When a women is having sex with multiple men and she has a different colored (racial color) penis in each of her 3 holes.

"So Janet, hows ur sex life going" "Its been going great actually, ive been into the mixed bags lately!"

by DA stonedahl March 26, 2009

mixed orientation marriage

A marriage of a man and a woman where one spouse is heterosexual and one spouse is homosexual.

Often the homosexual marries the heterosexual in an attempt to "cure" their sexual attraction to the same sex. Religion, family expectations, and a desire to have children often influence a homosexual person's decision to wed a person of the opposite sex.

I use the term "homosexual" and not LGB because many same-sex attracted people that marry a person of the opposite sex do not self-identify as gay, lesbian, or bisexual. Many also prefer to stay in the closet.

Many, but not all, of these marriages end in severe marital conflict, separation, or divorce.

Sandy suspected that Steve was gay for a long time, but couldn't tell for sure until she found his Manhunt account on the family computer. Now she's certainly in a mixed orientation marriage. Sandy's hired a lawyer without Steve's knowledge.

by poorbrokegradstudent July 23, 2010

Mixed Drink

1) The result of ejaculating onto a lactating girl's breasts.

2) The combination of seminal fluid and breast milk.

I busted a nut on her tits, she squeezed out some leche, and we had ourselves a mixed drink.

by Coop R. March 10, 2009

Russian Moped

when a woman takes the seat of a bicycle sticks the remaining bar in her ass and lets a dog lick her clitoris

After a long day at work she had a nice russian moped

by coon stomper December 17, 2008

Mixed Cocktail

When too gay male lovers, fax the pope into a wash rag, and leave the rag out for a week. Later once opening the rag, the semen has mixed together into a dry crusty material.

NUBS and I beat our meat into a dirty dish rag, making a mixed cocktail.

by Boxiom1 July 20, 2008

Mixed Tink

The product of two men using the same urinal without a flush between them.

I'm sure I need to see a doctor, because as I peed into leftover piss in the urinal, that mixed tink turned cranberry.

by The Steinbrenner October 11, 2011