Minimod

a stupid d2jsp term that kids use for a "diss" to describe somebody who likes to help.

Man that fucking minimod is annoying me with all the help he's giving.

by idiotuseast October 24, 2007

The bare minimum I can manage

I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?

Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”

by Hym Iam October 18, 2022

Minimizer

A word that describes the chemical effect cold water has on the penis.

Gee bob this pool water is really cold, i wonder if my penis has become minimized. Please do check.

by TRR June 3, 2003

minimoogle

fat

One time, I took a poop, and my poop was all bloody.

by poopyblood November 1, 2003

minimiking

Copying someone. The person who is doing the copying must have little to no math skills and a very basic grasp on the English language. Also must find the letter “N” stupid. AKA mimicking

Stop minimiking me! I speak good English and am in 10 grade.

by warpig527 July 13, 2010

miniminecrafter_2011

A dood on tik too with like 200 followers or something because he be good at edits and stuffs lol

Miniminecrafter_2011 is da best tiktoker ever

by Miniminecrafter_2011 October 28, 2019

minimus maximus

A sexual maneuver involving sticking your little finger (which is known as the minimus) into your partners anus and fingering them furiously, until you injure or break your little finger. This is when you've reached the maximum fingering your little finger can do.

Guy 1: Dude, the minimus maximus DESTROYED my finger
Guy 2: Then why do you keep doing it?
Guy 1: 'Cause it keeps the lady happy, boi.

by TDOUD June 15, 2017