Mikey

A Asian person often with a small dick and often unloved. He has a very sad life and hates everyone

Look at that mikey over they, what a cunt

by Insta= the_memers_is_original January 10, 2019

mikey

Mikey’s are usually nick a name’s for people with the name michael but mikes are caring,very cute,short,and they all have fat penises

damn mikey that’s one large penis

by itsheather103 March 17, 2022

Mikey

Mikey is a boy who attends ALBA

Mikey X Julie=Milie

by Just ask your friend August 9, 2022

Mikey

Mikey is the definition of cute. His smile is infectious and would never fail to make you smile back.

He is cute, handsome and cool, cooler than you’ll ever be yourself.

Mikey is always kind and caring, he is always there for you when you need him.
Be more like Mikey

Person: hey what’s the name of that person who’s super cute

Me: oh that’s definitely a mikey

by Jojojoeyjojo December 7, 2019

Crikey Mikey

What she screams after you put it in the wrong hole after slipping out

Her: Put it back in my… Ah! Crikey Mikey!

by Wuzitdachad June 14, 2022

Mikey

A Mikey is a sexy man. He will get all the women and will be rich.

Wow, that guy is sooo sexy. He must be a Mikey

by Mikey_Mans_Michael October 16, 2019

Richard Michael Dean (Mikey)

Complete dumbass

Richard Michael Dean (Mikey) thought “that green sign” meant a sign that said “Green sign”

by Hahaahahaloser May 14, 2021