Midget love

2 small people who love each other very much,They are soulmates and they are both
did you see Liam and Audre Marie's Midget love is amazing
by Kimber-dek hater March 07, 2022
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Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. The ole pickle tickle.
Hey man, is Nate Dogg slappin midgets again!? That's the fifth time today.
by Realvimshady April 01, 2019
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long midget

a long midget. it explains itself.
why the fuck are try to find the definition for long midget? you are so dumb.
by WafersYed February 24, 2018
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midget thinker

A male that thinks with only his second head, penis, to stay with a girl no one likes. He only listens to the voice of his mini me.
We use to hang out with him before he became a midget thinker and thinks about how to continue getting laid, even though his girl drives his friends crazy.
by PureBlood1 February 17, 2015
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Kickin' Midgets

A phrase used to describe what someone can do when he buys shoes.
"Yo Nike just lowered their price on the Air Force 1s, just 90 bucks and you can be kickin' midgets"
by Shair October 04, 2022
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Midget Fishing

A game in which you have more than 3 nude male or females that have taped shoes to their knees. They hold their own feet behind themselves. They would begin at a designated point. Once the game begins, they all race to wherever a nude male is located. The first one to get his penis in their mouth would be considered the winner
“My friend Ryan had me participate in a game of Midget Fishing. At first I took offense but it turned out super fun! He has never lost a game!”
by GBB4 Crew August 08, 2020
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Midget porn

A fun sport to bet on
Hey, last night I made some cash betting on midget porn
by Oreodave January 11, 2020
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