Midget Wigger

A short white person trying to act black.
Mostly used to make fun of wiggers that are preteens, or are in that age bracket, or are just that damn short.

Man that midget wigger sure does act like a fool.

by Miss Oolies January 26, 2007

midgets under water

a very extreme porn fetish

man that dude is wierd he loves to stay home and watch midgets under water.

by Labon Dames June 28, 2009

Midgeting

To be a short person in action.

Frankie was midgeting about behind the drum set.

by Small White Blast October 10, 2009

Midget throwing

The act of throwing a tiny yet most certainly hilarious pint sized human at a preset target

Calum: "alright mate,we've got loads of cash,plenty of drugs and it's Saturday night. What's the plan?...party?...club?"
Tom: "nah cal,tonight we gonna kidnap a short cunt, dress him up in an elf costume and go midget throwing at that giant dartboard over there"
Calum: "cool,you get the taser, get us a dwarf chap off the street and il rack some lines up"

by Midget slinger October 18, 2014

Midgey

A derogatory term used to refer to a midget. Often used in a sexual manner, implying a desire to expose one’s genitalia.

Come here, midgey you wanna see my cock?

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

Punching the Midget

Slang phrase for male masturbation.

wound up punching the midget and sleeping on the couch

by RCG3 May 14, 2011

midge

A very small person in all regards.

Damn, you know that guy Tai. I hearrd some girl say he was a total midge.

by Uglor September 6, 2006