Microwave

Out of space life form with a small one eyed willy

That Microwave is a hoe

by Microhello guy November 12, 2021

Unplug the microwave

Kill yourself

Sometimes I wanna unplug the microwave, but I don’t have the balls to.

by Thedillionaireman June 30, 2022

Microwave

Term used to describe the radiation from 5g Towers.

They built a new 5g tower in my neighborhood, it's a microwave.

by Z0dia December 4, 2022

microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo

Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?

by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022

microwave

a microwave is a idiot named jaxson who will break your heart and not gaf

ps,,, screw u jaxson

person 1-“omg isn’t that jaxson!??”
person 2-“no, that’s just a microwave,”

by microwave69420 June 25, 2019

Microwave

Heat da food

"My food is cold. How do I get it warm?"
"Da microwave"

by Hurskastelij A January 18, 2021

microwave edging

When you stop your microwave with less than 5 seconds remaining.

I didn't want to wake anyone up, so I was microwave edging.

by ItsV01D March 7, 2024