Midnight Harry

Getting a super awesome handy from someone with very hairy and ape-like knuckles. This has been known to cause immediate release from the softness of the knuckle hair.
I met John last night, and after a few tequila shots, he gave me a Midnight Harry in the bathroom style. Slept like a baby that night.
by ChickenPho October 13, 2019
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midnight noonie

Sex after midnight but before noon (basically Morning Sex)
I woke up with a rockin boner so I decided to give my girl a midnight noonie!
by cblair007 February 19, 2014
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midnight wormhole

when your dog in the background making erodic noises wile you stick 3 metal or steel bars up your anus in the midnight
bro u lowkey tryna get a midnight wormhole
by ughhhhh February 20, 2018
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midnight escape

Usually referring to the closet or space underneath a persons bed used to hide someone that was snuck into the house.
Keeping storage boxes underneath your bed is your moms way of preventing any midnight escapes.
by courtneyr2054 December 19, 2009
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Midnight Creeper

A poo you take in the middle of the night
by Museumslacks March 26, 2022
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Midnight Release

Joe: I had a midnight release last night and my pj’s are ruined!
by Ganyu March 21, 2021
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Midnight Wrangler

A man whom by all appearances is straight, but is secretly leading the life of an aggressive gay male. He preys on unsuspecting men at local gyms; convincing them to perform homosexual acts. The typical meeting times being the midnight hour. Also see "Midnight Bear" or "Bearded Wrangler".
LA fitness is a known territory of midnight wranglers!
by Soft Bear March 24, 2014
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