messy cock touch

wen you are so excited that right wen she starts to give you a bj you jizz.
Sally is so hot that right when she started to blow me, i had a messy cock touch.
by African FUCK December 29, 2011
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messy tacito

Similar to metal dan the messy tacito is a sex act

(that usually ends fatally due to infection or blood loss)

forcefully used by older people on male children, the messy tacito starts off by holding a child down to a flat surface on their back and the the leader of the sex act takes a pair of scissors and cuts off a small portion of the tip of the child's penis, the leader then starts to suck on the penis and hold the blood in the mouth before they turn the child around and spit it into the anus, they then keep their mouth on the anus waiting for the blood to be excreted back into their mouths and then spit it out into the child's mouth and makes them swallow. The act is repeated until the leader gets tired of it or the child dies
"That Jennifer lady is such a bitch, I hope someone does the messy tacito on their brat of a child"
by Retardedpineapple November 21, 2018
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Ronaldo vs Messi

Two of the greatest football champions and we all know who is better.
Ronaldo vs Messi
by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023
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messy-mess

(n.)
1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
1. Emily and Melissa quickly became a messy-mess after discovering the open bar.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.
by MelissaandEmily December 05, 2007
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messy reggie

Named after notorious sex-pervert and nazi party member Reginald Zweigart, a 'messy reggie' is a deviant sex act. The exact nature of the 'messy reggie' is uncertain, however it is believed to be scatalogical in origin. In modern use, the term may be applied to any sex act that one perceives as disgusting or insulting to one's character.
"I don't like to kink shame, but once he asked for a messy reggie, I knew we weren't compatible."
by Choppy History March 06, 2024
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Messy room

Messy room is a meaning for someone who has thicc thighs and definitely not fat ones
Femboys with a messy room have the best thicc thighs
by Bezo7248 February 26, 2023
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