Merpy

Feeling promiscuous or craving dick

Feeling very merpy

by Webspawner3 March 4, 2016

Merp

A word used to express almost all emotions, much like awkwardness.

Person 1:hello, it me

Person 2:merp

Person 2:derp

Person 1:merp

by Coconut_Potato_BomBom October 6, 2016

merp

What you say when you don't have an adequate response and are somewhat embarrassed or insecure about the subject matter.

Jack: So, how do your parents feel about us going out?
Annie: Merp.

Mom: How prepared are you to file your own taxes for the first time?
Jimmy: Merp.

Chris: What will it take for you to admit that you like me?
Lindsey: Merp!

by Lynxical September 21, 2016

Merp

What you say when you fell like being random, and funny

Jeff: do you ever get tired of being random?
John: Merp
Jeff: me neither

by Blubber Duck August 23, 2016

Merp

1.To express random happiness in long conversations.
2.Expressing randomness

-Hi
-Merp
-YAYAYAY

by ripenesslevelhigh October 3, 2016

merpalerp

When merp finds alerp

Just went to the store to go pick me up some merpalerp

by Merpalerp69 February 6, 2017

Merp

Basically can be your answer to anything.

If you don't know the answer to something or just don't feel like talking, this is a great answer because those around you will take it as a ligit answer

Person1- *states fact and beats you at argument*
Person2- well MERP!!
Person1- Ok, you win

by Luna marrie March 3, 2017