mega finger

holding up all 4 fingers, index, middle, ring, and pinky grouped together, outside facing the other person, the thumb hiding behind the palm, also related to super finger and cosmic finger

Jake: Dude, that guy held up his hand like he was going to bitch slap me but he just put his hand down and walked away
Dude: Jake, he gave u the mega finger

by Damian Parkinson October 24, 2008

mega-lardass

a person who's bodys is made up of 50%lard 40%water 10%carbon

guy: did you see that? that mega-lardass ate the whole buffet table.

by g4000 April 3, 2009

Mega Jammed

an add on to jammed. an accent to jammed. "MEGA Jammed"
emphasis needs to be used on "MEGA" for effect if necessary.

1. To be screwed over
2. to screwed over somebody
3. a state of being
4. an expression

1. "I just got (MEGA) jammed by Meghan"
2. "I just (MEGA) jammed that dude"
3. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed right now"

also feel free to add in the "F" word where is fits.

A. "I just got so fucking (MEGA) jammed by Meghan" (fucking bitch)
B. "I just (MEGA) fucking jammed that dude"
C. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed. right fucking now"

An Expression: a friend sees another friend hurt himself. example, he walks into a sliding glass door, and the other friend in a deep booming voice says "MEGA JAMMED" coupled with weird facial expressions.

by Henn Diesel January 29, 2009

megabag

the tea-bag on steroids. this is the art of shoving your scrotum into the face of a woman which only is expecting to have nuts gently placed on her face.

Dude i was makin my move on this chick last night and she asked me to tea-bag, little did she know she was going to be megabaged in a matter of seconds.

by T-Bager July 30, 2010

mega daddy

A mega daddy is a person that you can look at after 20 years and still think "Damn. He sexy." but he still hot AF and you want the D at 50 fucking years old. #70YearOldPantyDroppa

Woman A: He my mega daddy.
Woman B: Say what?!
Guy: I got D for dayz. Therefore, I am the mega daddy.

Woman: See, he knows what's up.

by legitimacyandpaws December 29, 2015

mega charizard x

A badass black and blue beast that no one wants to piss off

My Mega Charizard X is gonna slap your pikachus ass

by BRRRUUUUUHHHHHH77 November 25, 2016

mega moist

mega moist is exactly as it sounds
except its 10 time more moist

“thats mega moist dude”
“she was mega moist for me”

by your local moist provider June 7, 2018