Melvin

“Oof” she snorts, Melvin is known as Mel b, Kyles twin, One oF neils daughters , or Melissa.Shes a rusty door knob and and smells a bit spoony she is a baby girl that I have to ShH 👀

“Woah Melvin and Kyle are NUTSY and reAd eachothers mInds to often , EW WTF THEIR GiNGER”

by KyleShrekspickle May 8, 2019

Melvin

Melvin is a "kanker mogool" with a 1000 extra chromosomes.

Omg bas you're such a fucking Melvin.

by SmiteCamps May 6, 2019

Melvin Style

The sharing of personal Snapchat conversations with other ppl through the taking of screenshots and whatnot .

I sent that chat to him, Melvin style.

by Ita's Jujuman October 9, 2023

Melvin

A goof, a moron, a retard.

"did you see Jameis Winston eating a W?"
"Yeah, guy a total Melvin."

by Moe Funk April 1, 2024

Melvin

A stupid and useless person

“Haha Paul just reversed into his bins, what a Melvin”

by markallan12 September 7, 2020

Melvin Cooper

A Truly Outstanding Knob Slobber , and professional dishwasher; a true necessity in the kitchen! Best housewife anyone could ever ask for.

“Damn bro, ain’t nobody been slobbin me up lately, i need me a Melvin Cooper!”

by longshlongxxXdong April 6, 2021

Melvin

a nigga with a big ass dick

Melvin pounded my chocolate starfish yesterday and it still hurts

by faggotniggergaming2 February 7, 2025