Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.
Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.
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Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018
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by Ice_Ice_PayMe October 11, 2019
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