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carrot in the mayonnaise

when a man dips a carrot into mayonnaise until it is covered in a thick layer of mayonnaise, and shove it up her ass.
Yesterday my boyfriend and I dipped the carrot in the mayonnaise. This morning I was cleaning mayo out of my ass.
by John McTumling August 24, 2017
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Patty Mayonaise

After giving a girl a cream-pie she stands above your head, then sitting down somewhat forcefully on your mouth she yells, "Patty Mayonaise!"
Friend:"Ha dude nice fat lip how did that happen?"
Me: "Well my girlfriend gave me a Patty Mayonaise last night. It was so worth it."
by Dave All Cock September 22, 2009
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maysonnova

ed sheeran probably: my crush is maysonnova i want to be her bf 🥺

liam payne: bruv u smell like ass crumbs and you have lemon peppah steppah tingers luv ur never going to be her gf
by user_sun6 March 16, 2021
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maneze (mayonnaise)

prison lubrication the use of mayonnaise as a personal lubricant
the use of mayonnaise as a personal lubricant
boy give me the maneze (mayonnaise) so i can lube you up
by fatherboat December 24, 2007
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Magcon

Macgon is a group teenage guys who became famous and VERY wealthy by posting videos on vine. They can be best described as “untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive”. They post retarded videos online of them making complete fools of each other and through doing this, they have become internet celebritys. Desperate and innocent teenage girls who have hit puberty absolutely love these boys and will pay money to see them. Their fans don’t care about their talent or skill, rather more emphasis is placed on their looks and their ability to make fans laugh.

The group members included Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Carter Reynolds, Jack johnson, Jack Gilinsky, Taylor Caniff, Shawn Mendes, Aaron Carpenter, and Matt Espinosa.

Simply viewing Taylor Caniff’s Twitter account will show you the power, wealth, and status that these boys have.

They have the cars, jet skis, and everything you can imagine.
Stupid girl 1: OMG, imm going to see those Magcon boys this week
stupid girl 2: OMG REALLY, OH MY GOD, i LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH, they lack talent but they look sooooo dreemy

Stupid girl 1: YES OMG, Totally worth our time and money
by Prepboy May 3, 2015
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Dan Marconi

A. noun; the most miserable person on earth. Dan has no friends and hates everyone, he has tried to commit suicide multiple times by, jumping off his bunk bed and landing on his head and using thumb tacks to cut his throat.

You know when you are coming across dan marconi when you hear "fuck you" or "sweet dick"

you can often find dan marconi sleeping, playing video games, or playing drinking games at the cliffs.

Dan Marconi also goes by the name D-nice or Slant, due to the interesting structure of his genitalia region.
Hi, I'm Dan Marconi, all I do is play video games, I hate my life, fuck you.
by BOB DUBBIN October 21, 2008
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Mayonnaise

A Texas redneck word from Jeff Foxworthy meaning "man there's".
Mayonnaise a lot of people here this evening!
by אנגו ראדוס December 27, 2012
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