The greatest book in the history of books. Ever since Chuck Norris spontaneosly came into existance. This book will guide you to be the most bad ass guy in the world.
Let's consult The Alphabet of Manliness.
by Ben Katz November 6, 2008
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The Marlins only sell out when they are in the playoffs.
Yeah, the Marlins and the White Sox have won 3 of the worst World Series championships ever.
Yeah, the Marlins and the White Sox have won 3 of the worst World Series championships ever.
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some fake vsco girl who will hate you for no reason and turn your friends against you. she'll make up lies so you look like the bad person. she flirts with every guy in the school and is the biggest thot ever. she hangs out with all the 8th grade hoes. she wears the same thing every day and her parents but her anything she wants. she's a spoiled brat!
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Bob said Natalie's ass was so tight he had to marlin spike that shit before he went to town on that ass.
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