Master baiter

On an internet forum, a master baiter is someone who is an expert at starting ''bait threads'', meaning threads that aim to provoke quick responses and arouse emotions in people. Usually this means that the thread topic itself is part of the bait.
John Doe is a master baiter, because he likes to start bait threads that provoke shitloads of reactions from people. His most recent bait thread was called ''Monsanto is not all that bad''.
by Aliases May 19, 2013
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Crunk Master

The person at a party that is first to get intoxicated; be it alcohol, marijuana, or hard core drugs. This person aims toward one goal: to get and stay plastered.

A crunk master can easily be identified in the wild as the first to take their shirt off and the last to recover from a hangover.
I just woke up in a dumpster with no clothes with no recollection of last night; I must've been quite the crunk master

I hate the crunk master. She just tore off all of her clothes after a bottle of champagne at my wedding and fucked the best man before the ceremony,

The crunk master just did crystal meth after 20 shots! Lets go watch her puke and get arrested!

I got a call from the crunk master and she says she is Mexico with a balloon full of cocaine in her ass.
by Idroppedapbiology2011 May 10, 2011
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Pudding Master

Used to describe Ali Khakapouri. He is the utlimate pudding master, rival only to Bill Cosby.
The Pudding Master won the Pudding eating contest by sheer force and love of pudding.
by Wanna Love Pudding November 18, 2009
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Chance master

A chance master is someone who attracts a lot of girls/boys (chances), but is not always aware of his/her abilities. He/she will often exert an unbeknowingstly humble attitude and decline his/her true identity.
Guy: Dude, when are you going to share your chances, you're not leaving any for anyone else?
Chance master: Erroneous!
by Panger January 11, 2008
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Zombie Master

Zombie Master is a multiplayer survival horror FPS/RTS mod for Half-Life 2. A team of FPS-playing humans attempts to complete map-specific objectives while an RTS player controls the zombie horde with only one goal: death to all humans.

He is the Zombie Master.
Bob: GOD DAMNNIT ZOMBIE MASTER STOP SPAMMING BANSHEES ALREADY!

Bill (Zombie Master): Trolololol.
by IStateOutTheObvious March 5, 2011
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anus master

when i had a life threatning anus disease, i went to seek help from the anus master. i had to travel for many months into the mountains, but i at last found his temple. i approached his throne and told him of my problems, then he just nodded and i felt a great sensation deep in my rectum. then i felt calm and i was at last cured.
by Hakko November 23, 2004
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Master Chief

Short for Master Chief Petty Officer. The Master Chief Petty Officer is the ninth, and highest, enlisted rank in the U.S. Navy, just above Senior Chief Petty Officer, and is a non-commissioned officer. They are referred to as Master Chief in most circumstances.

Advancement to Master Chief Petty Officer is similar to that of Chief Petty Officer and Senior Chief Petty Officer. It carries requirements of time in service, superior evaluation scores, specialty examinations, and peer review. A Senior Chief Petty Officer can only advance if the existing master chiefs approve.

A Master Chief Petty Officer is purely administrative and is usually tied closely with the Commanding Officer, except possibly when the command is very large (e.g. an aircraft carrier). Their uniform reflects this administrative duty; becoming similar to that of an officer, albeit with different insignia than an officer.
The master chief came down here and busted those guys asses for being drunk on board ship.
by jt October 17, 2004
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