March 1

Whoever is born on this day is a baddie and thick asf so point it out

Person1: bro she is so thick
Person2: bro why are you looking

Person1: ITS MARCH 1st UR SUPPOSED TO
Person2: ohhhh

by Imjustmentallyill November 29, 2021

March 15

The day Mr Crocker lost his FAIRY GOD PARENTS

It’s March 15th!

by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious March 11, 2022

Oliver Marchant

Fat chunky cunt, milk titties, tits are bigger than mount Everest, he cracked the ground when his tits fall down, nicknamed Mr Norco.

Her tits are as big as Oliver Marchants

by Chunky Milk Giga Tits November 16, 2021

Going macho

When a man walks around the house wearing only a T-shirt, he is "going macho."

When I walked into his apartment, Larry had just woken up and was going macho.

by ABigDream March 31, 2009

March 15

So if you were born in March 15 YOU'RE THE FREAKING CRACKHEAD of your friends group! Everybody loves and appreciates you<3

-hi today is my birthday!
-but today is march 15..OMG CAN YOU BE MY BEST FRIEND?

by fairypisces November 19, 2019

March 25

If you were born on this day, wow 🔞. You’ve prolly stolen a best friends gurl at least twice. I bet you play basketball. Plus your hella hot. Prolly gonna be either pimp or hitman when older.

Person 1: Woah!! That guy was born on March 25

Person 2: Dude we gotta run - forget the dogs they will die anyway.

Dude born on March 25: HEY FAM ITS THE GAMER BOY

by HardcoreGamerManXXX November 8, 2019

march 25th

the worst possible day for a directioner.

"Hey!" says the friend
"DONT TALK TO ME! ITS MARCH 25TH!" screams the directioner.

by mikayla_styles March 24, 2020