manningless

to be without your most valuable asset for an unknown period of time, which may or may not be a HOF quarterback with an injured neck.

The Texans didn't even feel the need to practice for the game this week, since the Colts were manningless.

by havlorech September 12, 2011

Mandingus

There is only one of these creatures and if found you must capture and study it. If encountered give him a peanut butter sandwich and some milk and he will pass out. Then you can study him before he wakes to fight the demons.

Mandingus: I wonder if they'll ever find this mandingus
Man 2: I'll bet he's hiding in his shell.

by Justababs January 10, 2019

Manning Middle School

Manning Middle School is shit and you should NEVER go there! Teachers favor students, are to fucking going to be teachers, shove ads down your throat (For some Europe trip), Fire the good teachers and keep the bad ones, etc! Manning sucks.

Me: Have you ever been to Manning Middle School?
Friend: No, I heard it’s good! And I really want to go!
Me: Get the fuck outta my house!!

by IminlovewithQueen May 11, 2019

Mayling

Mayling is the what type of person that if you mess with her you’ll get your ass beat but she still care a lot about her friends and family is like an inconditional love . Besides that she’s at outspoken beautiful girl who sometimes doesn’t get a chance to show her self.

Girl 1“ damn is that Mayling “
Girl 2”Off run”

by Bahaha haha April 7, 2019

Manning

Manning is when two or more men engage is a sexual act either kissing or giving him the D iykwim

Josh: *sees JJ and Simon on the bed*

JJ: what?
Josh: You gonna start Manning him now mate?
Simon: Nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: allow it fam!

by Baby_carrort_77 October 23, 2020

Manning

Manning is when two or more men engage in a sexual act of either kissing or giving him the D iykwim.

Josh: *sees JJ and Simon on the bed watching Netflix*
JJ: What?
Josh: Imma get out before you start Manning him.
Simon: nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: Allow it fam!

by Baby_carrort_77 October 23, 2020

mandingo man

A black man with a large schlong.

“So, what are you and Mandingo Man doing this weekend?”

by Twiggy Rogers March 2, 2021