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malcolm'd

1. To be at the receiving end of a witty riposte.

2. To be at the receiving end of an unusually large erection
Oh no I've just been Malcolm'd (works for both definitions)
by Aarathon November 12, 2004
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Magloafing About

Phrase originally brought about to describe someone who constantly wanders close by people so as to either pretend to be there friend or so as to eavesdrop on the conversation.

Typically known as a bad trait to have, a person who possesses this trait is often unsociable and often speak in metaphors in an attempt to blend in.

These people often seek places of authority in society so as to feel useful and so that people are almost required to accept them. Often taking forms such as teachers or police, they will constantly seek approval from all around them and will always attempt to gain any gossip they can find from people.

The term was later adjusted to simply "Mcgloaf" Which was then used as an insult towards people who showed tendencies such as those stated above.

Then the term was shortened further as people began to simply refer to people as "Loafs" or "The Loaf"
1.) "Look at him magloafing about."

2.) "Here comes the Magloaf... Again"

3.) "Who does the Loaf think he is!"
by Black Anselmian August 12, 2009
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Mallozzi

A race of people that play guitar exceedingly well

and a selectman
"dam he plays guitar well"

"must be a mallozzi"
by DG9193 August 3, 2007
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Mallory

Mallory is hilarious, pretty, and an amazing friend. She may cook on her own forehead or flat ass, but it’s alright because her friends are worse than her. I love pulling all nighters and drinking chocolate milk with her. She has no problem making new friends, and is practically dating her mans after only talking for a week. Like damn, no guy even wants to be my friend. Wtf... I swear she used to be a lesbian.
Ayyy, it’s Mallory!
by Edna22 June 23, 2018
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Mallorie

mallorie has greenish- brownish eyes hot asf, cute, pretty and she has a very nice body- she’s a total sex god and all the guys want her. and low key she is very funny
Dude 1- yo is that mallorie over their

Dude 2- yeah isn’t she so hot
by Daddyzaddy May 2, 2021
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Scorpius Malfoy

Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy was born to Draco Malfoy and Asteria Greengrass in 2005. He entered Hogwarts in 2016, at age 11. Normally, he is paired with Rose Weasley, daughter of Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. They are thought to be a modern Romeo and Juliet becuse of the fued between their fathers. Many believe that Scorpius is destined to be in Gryffindor as a testament to his father's change of heart. This would show the wizarding world that the Malfoys are a changed family. Occasionally however, he is believed to have been sorted into Slytherin and that he changes the way the house is percieved. Whether he is in Gryffindor or in Slytherin, Scorpius is believed to be best friends with Albus Severus Potter. The two appear at many of the Potter family events. One of the ways that Scorpius and Rose might have met is through Albus. The marriage of Scorpius and Rose is thought to bring a final peace to the second Wizarding War.
"Rosie" Scorpius Malfoy called "Are you ready to tell your father about me yet?"
by Rose&Scorpiusforever April 9, 2010
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Malcolm

Malcolm is a name formed by Máel Coluim which refers to Saint Columba. The word Máel is Old Irish and it means "bald". In the pre-Christian era, this would usually refer to a slave but after Christianity, they would usually be referred to as a monk. That was of course very long ago, nowadays, Malcolm is just known to describe someone for being lazy and stubborn. They are very weird but nice but weird, it's strange indeed.
Malcolm is a great friend, but he is pretty weird...
by thelegend369 February 2, 2021
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