mall crawler

A four-door Jeep Wrangler, also known as the "Unlimited" model.

Bed, Bath, and Beyond? Sweet! I'll drive...just as long as it isn't raining. I just waxed my mall crawler.

by Abraham Linksys September 21, 2012

mall raid

mall raid is when you go through a whole mall to find everything by everyone. Every store, every corner. Usually to look for one item, or to have fun. Your a d bag if you go alone, its the thing to go with everyone you know.

"OMG Where can I find those Kanye Glasses?"
"It be best to look at the mall"
"But where in the mall?"
"Idkk, do a mall raid."

by txtVen December 9, 2008

mall throat

the feeling one gets in their throat when breathing the stale, recycled air of the mall for to long. Closely resembles a regular sore throat but it differs in the fact that you can finally place the blame of your regular sore throat on something i.e the mall. common among guys waiting at the chili's bar while their girlfriends buy shit they don't need and ddr players. many hardcore shoppers have built up a tolerance to this condition.

Whats wrong?
Im sick.
But you weren't to sick to go shoping for 12 hours.
nah man, i got a serious case of mall throat.
oh snap, son!

by adammmmm October 23, 2007

malled out

a. tired and overstimulated and sometimes sick from an overlong visit to the mall.

b. bored with the mall after too many recent visits

I bought Christmas presents all day on Black Friday. I am malled out!

by vividsplendiferous February 27, 2010

Mall Blackout

When all the sudden as you are walking in the mall, start to feel like you are in blank space, when you have mall blackout,can't hear anything and you start to feel queezy, you also can get mall feet

I got mall blackout.

by erutfhifd ig d January 22, 2009

Markville mall

Markville mall used to be the shut when U were in grade 7 but now it’s home to old Asians and mss students w fake yeezys. If u are over the age of 15 and are bored and decide to go there I suggest getting ur head examined bc the only thing u can do there is play with the phones at the apple store or try to find a seat at the food court.

Ling ling: hey, wanna go to markville mall?

Chang: no thanks, I have functioning brain cells

by Bignutsmcgee69 April 29, 2019

Mall Carney

A person who works in a kiosk down the center of a shopping mall selling, e.g., neck warmers, cell phone covers, Crocs, teeth whitening services, etc.

Don't make eye contact with the Mall Carney, or you'll end up owning hair styling tools you don't want.

by KJM0907 December 31, 2009