Sleeper's Madness

When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.

Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."

by Scandal123 July 31, 2010

Bank Holiday Madness

The drunken fighting and puking that happens in pubs on the last day of bank holiday weekends.

Sorry I threw my shit at you and punched your mum, I was suffering from bank holiday madness

by Gash187 December 7, 2015

Need For Madness

Just play Tunari's Game or Ryan Albano's Vehicular Epic

This car game is soo dead, Need For Madness is forgotten so badly

by Tunari's brother January 14, 2019

Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020

Decent into madness

Near the end of sexual intercourse, grab a pull up bar and hang upside down from it, then slowly swing side to side with your arms all the way down and say “madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push” and then cumshot across the room at her

“After slapping my cooter with his massive cock, Ricky proceeded his decent into madness and hit me square in the forehead”

by Porkribs May 18, 2021

safe 2 da madness

Thanks to the madness, I am the way I am. Written as 'Safe 2 Da Madness' to urbanise it. Shorten to simply, S2DM.

safe 2 da madness, I'm still here today.

by S2DM July 19, 2021

spider bite madness

An explanation for why someone behaves strangely. The idea is that they were fine until a spider bit them injexting a kind of secret madness.

Mary suffers from spider bite madness, so she thinks she'll, get her looks back one day even though she's 65 and 200 pounds over weight.

by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022