Ben Murray

The 147 King and Founder. Can be found lurking in the shadows of the back arse of nowhere making cucumber sandwiches. Usually smells of farts and vapes and enjoys a good rave.

“Did you hear what happened to Ben Murray man? Heard he crumbled his own cave with a 900 decibel thunderfart!”

by keepherlitman147 August 5, 2022

murray

murray loves his surfboard more then his boyfriends Jarrah and Falcon. he parts his hair in a weird way and is always looking in the mirror.

jarrah: give me a kiss
Murray: no later I'm surfing

by eeeeeeeooooooo June 20, 2022

Oliver murray

Oliver is always looking at Imdb or playing Where's my Perry. He likes to shout Barry and it annoys many of his peers. Porridge is his first choice of cereal but Nicholas cage is higher in his list.

Oliver Murray -"Line"

Evan-stands there awkwardly
Jyfe-Chillaxing in the back

by DroppedtheJotters69 June 24, 2022

Lennon Murray

Lennon Murray is a loving person with a below average sized cock but dont mind that because he is a loving guy and a pretty shit boxer because i could take that cunt easy peasy

oh look its lennon murray he is a cool guy with a small cock

by Heisenberg_Fan1994 August 30, 2022

callie ann murray

callie ann murray is a slave to the rave

“mate who’s that space cadet over there?”
“the ginger one? that’s callie ann murray, she’s a slave to the rave likes”

by ONZO2 May 12, 2022

Murray lackin

A term used for when someone at the gym is using light weights.

Someone slacking

Ben was caught Murray lackin at the gym

by XX_FireNinja_XX May 29, 2022

The Murray Juxtaposition

To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.

(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)

Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months! We can’t afford to move right now.

Jack: Does that mean you’ll be giving up the season ticket then? That sucks mate.

Andy: Oh no thats staying. Me and the family are heading down for a few days next weekend.

Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition

by anonymous June 3, 2022