your mum

1. The person who gave birth to you. That is unless you: are a clone, a testube baby, a beaker baby, have homosexual parents.
2. An insult of the highest order that can be used for any comeback you can think of.

Bob: "You're a fag Bill, a FAG!"
Bill: "Your mum!"

by PotatoChip May 23, 2003

Google Mum

A "Google Mum" is a non-technical affine girl or woman, which hasn't any computer skills but is capable of using "Google".

She: "Hey, where do i get an antivirus software from"

Male1: "Why don't you just google it!"

Male1 to Male 2: "'Damn her, she isn't even a Google Mum"

by Ltd_Dan82 May 25, 2012

Yo mum

A person who hates you and would love to kill you

I was down at the nightclub and I was about to get a beer when my Mum said no you little piece of shit and slaps me (not my Mum does this but yo mum does)

by Thehalolover117 March 22, 2017

ya mum

Ya Mum is a good pay out and makes people go SILENT

Ben- Ur Gay
Billy- Ya Mums Gay

1- Go away u Homo
2- Thats not what ya Mum said

Ben - Where were u last night
Billy- In YA MUMS bedroom suckin her cock!
Ben - WHAT!

1- Dont pay ot me Mum
2- Im Not im just sayin shes good at it!

by funny one here September 20, 2007

ya mum

1. Self explanatory. Your. Mum.

2. The ultimate standby when unable to think of an insulting comeback.

3. Or, for the ultra-dumb, s phrase used commonly throughout the day for absolutely no reason.

1. "Who's on the phone?"
"Ya mum again."
"Damn it."

2. "You're a douchebag!"
"Ya mum is a douchebag!"

3. "Hi."
"Ya mum."
"How's it going?"
"Ya mum."
"What day is it?"
"Ya mum."

by ya mum. November 23, 2006

Your Mum

'Your mum' is a cuss originating presumably from one of the many ghettos in the UK. Mainly used by chavs, it is a comeback to an insult that cannot be beaten in any other way. Also used as an answer to almost any question, it is one of the most universal cuss downs of the twenty first century as of yet.

Initiating insult:'Shut up you ignoramus.'
Comeback:'Why don't you tell your mum to shut up!'

or

(someone pointing at a hippo in a zoo)Q:'What's that?'
A:'Your mum!'

by GEJH October 17, 2006

Ya Mum

refering to ur mum, can lead into sentences like ya mums ass ya mums penis ya mums boobs

Ya mums so fat that when she jumped into the pacicfic ocean it became the pacific dessert

by Mr. wank September 27, 2006