Fudge Muffle 

A Surprise Blumpkin

Dude, I was taking a huge ass shit and some girl just crawled under the door and before I knew it.... FUDGE MUFFLE!

Fudge Muffle by Kelsexxx July 27, 2011

queef muffle

a fanny fart sound suppressor

it was her first time with him so she prepared her queef muffle to avoid embarassment z

queef muffle by thedreadeddan December 2, 2011

Sploosh Muffle 

The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'

- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"

- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"

Sploosh Muffle by Barry Nomanstein November 5, 2013

mask muffle 

something for the history books! , and the curse of older types concerned with the status of their hearing !

speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?

it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)

what'd she say ? , not sure! ; mask muffle !

i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !

thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !

mask muffle by michael foolsley November 19, 2021

mufflebuffin 

The confusion of a less than intelligent female. Possibly often related to hair colour and naivity

Hey dude, did you see that girl? She was totally mufflebuffin.

Oi, watch me mufflebuff that hot girl over there.

She was totally mufflebuffed

She was a total mufflebuff (noun)

mufflebuffin by Amazing Mike March 17, 2008

Mufflebaby

1.A person who has committed a party foul
2. Someone who is a debbie-downer, anti-social, a loser
3. A person who ruins party's
4. Someone who does not know how to have a good time
5. Someone who is a wallflower

Juan decided to stay in and do homework instead of coming out with us on Saturday; He is such a mufflebaby.

Dan forgot to buy the cups for the root game, he is such a mufflebaby.

Mufflebaby by Team Honda Civic April 6, 2011

muffle

a group of gingers.

you can't be part of our muffle since you arent ginger.

muffle by the ducieeee February 24, 2011